I used to have to wear one of those, but it was just as easy to escape from as my collar!

For some reason my fam insists on leaving me alone all day locked in the house. I try to show them how much I hate it by making a mess every time they leave…

Its my naptime to!

I'm a dog who loves his football. what games is everyone excited for today?

Don't know why, but i love this song. Its WAY better than that rico suave poser. Someone needs to let this dog out, cuz im stuck in the house alone.

i love squeakers and ripping the limbs off my toys! we could totally be friends

check out this video of me being super badass and taking down criminals. i know you're saying to yourself, "hey thats not rico suave!" but your wrong, this…

you think im biting now? come to my hood and see what happens. i got jaws of steel!

who is this chump? there can only be one rico suave!!

Here i am buying some cool new shit at petco. even the cashier loves me.