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Real Name:
Douglas Bass
Location:
St. Paul, Minnesota
Gender:
Male
Day Gig:
Unemployed
Joined:
Jan 11th 2pm
Last Utter:
2 weeks ago
Total Utterz:
110
Brand:
Brilliant Autistic Flake
Following:
9
Followers:
7

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    A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor by Ogden Nash

    Since April 30 is Walpurgis Night, the baptized version of a pagan holiday, I give you a poem for the occasion by Ogden Nash, with music by Ornette Coleman
    douglasbass
    2 weeks ago
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    Manichewitz Had A Lousy Passover

    Monday, April 28 - Manichewitz didn't have their products on the shelves in St. Paul this Passover, but their competitors did.
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    2 weeks ago
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    9,950-Year-Old Tree Found In Sweden

    Friday, April 25 - The world%u2019s oldest recorded tree is a 9,550 year old spruce in the Dalarna province of Sweden. · · The spruce tree has shown to be a tenacious survivor that has endured by growing between erect trees and smaller…
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    3 weeks ago
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    Oo! I See You Take Tonslix Too!

    Monday, April 14 - An Utterization of the Sunday Opus comic...
    douglasbass
    Apr 14th 11pm
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    If I Were Trevor Immelmann...

    ...I would read the newspaper to get motivated. All there is is Tiger this, Tiger that, Tiger the other, Tiger Tiger Tiger blah-dee-blah-dee-blah. (On further review, he must have done that, because he won the Masters.)
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    Apr 13th 5pm
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    Not All E. Dickenson Poems Have The Same Rhythm

    Friday, April 10 - But a lot of them have the same rhythm as "The Yellow Rose of Texas."
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    Apr 11th 9pm
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    Dr. Who's Sara Jane Gets Her Own Show

    Friday, April 10 - The Sara Jane Adventures debuts on Sci-Fi tonight...Woo-hoo!
    douglasbass
    Apr 11th 3pm
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    Announcing Assimilation Into The Collective

    Tuesday, April 8 - Uttering about putting the Utterz widget up at my blog, in prime screen real estate.
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    Apr 8th 3pm
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    1 reply
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    Happy 53rd Birthday Angus Young!

    douglasbass
    Mar 31st 4pm
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    One Thing I Like About The St.Paul Pioneer Press

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    Mar 30th 5pm
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    Love Dogs by Rumi

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    Mar 29th 4pm
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    Beware of strong drink

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    Mar 27th 3pm
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    Mar 26th 9pm
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    Thursday's Snow Is Tuesday's Puddles

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    Mar 26th 12am
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    Common Sense In Chaska!

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    Mar 25th 12pm
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    The Mortician on the Day the Music Died

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    Mar 24th 4pm
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    Pioneer Press Wimps Out On Answers

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    Mar 23rd 5pm
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    Who Is To Blame For The Snow?

    douglasbass
    Mar 21st 8pm
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    Cheap Color Copies At PostNet

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    Mar 19th 7pm
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    Senator Obama Attempts A Double Back Flip

    douglasbass
    Mar 18th 4pm
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