taber said: "Clairee, can I get one thing straight with you? I do not see plays because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies because they're trash and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em. And I don't read books 'cause if they're any good they gon make 'em into a miniseries."
"You know, you would be a much more contented, pleasant person if you would find ways to occupy your time."
"I AM PLEASANT. DAMMIT, I just saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly and I smiled at the son of a bitch before I could help myself."